I know, I know, I said I didn't have time to post yet. That was the truth, I don't. But I will anyhow because I laughed.
This morning, Mr. G and I were snuggling under the covers, in that nice, sleepy morning state.
Suddenly, I felt my hair get pounced. I realized that Mr. G had snaked his hand under my pillow and was poking his fingers out, teasing La Doof Kitton into pouncing. He did this a few dozen times before giving La Doof Kitton a small nudge and saying "whoops, you fell off the bed" (That sounds much crueler than it is. La Doof Kitton seems to like the 'whoops, you fell off the bed' game).
Mr. G and I continued snuggling and moved on to things not G rated...which is when, from the top of the dresser (which he'd climbed onto after the last round of 'whoops, you fell off the bed), La Doof Kitton pounced exactly the way Mr. G has trained him with this playing--onto the hand that is moving under the covers.
Except, it was my hand, not Mr. G's. And it wasn't where it 'usually' is.
And, La Doof Kitton *ahem* kinda sorta missed the hand by an inch.
And he landed squarely, at full tilt, on *ahem* Mr. G. Which resulted in Mr. G curling himself into the fetal position for several minutes.
And I laughed a little to hard. Which means it's only a matter of time for the universe to sic my pets at me.